When the various religious folk come by the front door, as they've done over the years, I very politely tell them I'm an agnostic and, if they persist, I show them a trilobite fossil, at which point they usually come back later with an elder. So, I treat them with respect as long as they treat me the same, which they most often do.Sometimes, however, a person has to show a degree of skepticism. For example, here's a flier some fine young men left me during one of my many front door religious discussions. Check out The Christs' haircut! That's like a $60 wash, cut, and blow-dry by any American city standards of today. You can even detect a bit of gel in there as well. And those teeth! My, but they are super-white, and perfectly straight. I mean, I know Jesus is the son of God, but his hair was supposed to be longer, and it was likely messed up a lot, I would imagine.
This is almost as bad as the image they use that has all the animals living together in perfect harmony in Heaven...what will the lions eat??? And why make an entire animal kingdom based on killing and consuming other organisms if you're just going to change it all in Heaven?
The young lads always look at the non-believer with a bit of pity, as they turn and leave the house...
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I think they pulled that photo from a box of Just For Men.
Plus, as the Son of God, you get unlimited tanning!
Lookin' good J.C.!
These people sometimes very persistent in what they're doing, it so funny though about that teeth whitening things.
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