Important Message from SGT. Vaja U. Mailier

Today I got a mission-critical email from SGT. Vaja U. Mailier, Georgian Soldier. IRAQ:

Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, I am SGT. Vaja U. Mailier, a Georgian Soldier, serving in the Infantry battalion, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of your assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $8.750,000:00 to the States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

Respectfully,
SGT. Vaja U. Mailier
Georgian Soldier. IRAQ

I didn't know my contact particulars were in an address journal anyplace. But the chance to evacuate $8.750,000:00 seems very appealing, even though I'm not sure how much money that actually is. It was obviously earned on the up-and-up by a Georgian Soldier working honestly, in Iraq. And there is no danger involved. It's a win/win!

I can't wait to get involved and help this person out.