Monday, December 29, 2008

Lucy Exhibit

I was skeptical about whether or not I cared about the Lucy exhibit that is currently on display at the Pacific Science Center in Seattle. But after getting there and going through the whole thing, it has altered my view and context of humans and where we are. In a nutshell, "Lucy" is the name given to set of 40% complete fossil bones found in Ethiopia of a hominid (any member of the biological family Hominidae to include living or extinct great apes, and humans and pre-humans). She is thought to be 3.2 million years old.

When you first enter, you go through a series of exhibits about the history of Ethiopia. This alone for me was fascinating, because for whatever reason, just my own ignorance I suppose, I thought nothing of Ethiopia. I knew it was a place where people starved, and that was about it. Ethiopia is one of the world's oldest nations, and was the home of the Aksumite Empire, one of the four great powers in the 4th century BCE, along with China, Persia, and Rome. The Aksumite Empire was the first to convert to Christianity, and has long been a place where Christian, Muslim, and Jewish people have lived together. The exhibit hilights the accomplishments of this country from the time of King David through contemporary history. The events leading up to current conditions in Ethiopia are fascinating and maddening, including Mussolini spraying Ethiopian men, women and children with chemical weapons in 1935, to avenge Italy getting its ass kicked by Ethiopia in the First Italo-Ethiopian War. For as much as people complain about the problems in Africa, it's interesting to note how nearly all of the causes are easily traced back to Europe, the US, Russia, or Asia. Invasions, slavery, diamonds, oil - whatever it is, you can see the clear line of cause. (Endless Enemies by Jonathan Kwitny, a WSJ reporter, clearly illustrates these ties). So anyway, even just the historical aspects of Ethiopia were mind-numbing.

But then you come to learn that Ethiopia is also the main location where successive evolutionary hominids have emerged and then set out across the planet. It is, essentially, the birthplace of human beings. Most likely, we ALL have a common grandmother from this region who lived about 200,000 years ago. While it's mildly interesting to find out that you're 1/32 Native American, or that your great aunt slept with a person of a different race, or that some guy 6 generations back was a prince or a duke or whatever, to me it's 10,000 times more incredible that all the humans currently living on Earth are brothers and sisters coming from the same common point of ancestry. We butcher each other over differences in religions, territory, water, mates, money, resources, and whatever else, and this point is lost. It seems that instead we should learn more about Ethiopia, even travel there, and respect it for what it is in context of human evolution and civilization. Ethiopia is and has been (for 5M years) a monumental place for humans, yet in the contemporary world it is considered almost completely insignificant.

One of the best things about the exhibit is how it starts with the oldest known fossil hominid skulls, and works up through time to the modern homo sapian skull. The skulls, for the most part, start off small and get progressively larger while the face becomes steadily more flat. After the last skull, you enter the room where Lucy's bones are laid flat in a glass case, surrounded by a large, curved wall mural, a portion of which is shown below:

That's about 1/6 of the total mural, but this is the part that shows Lucy standing on the rock to the left of the river, holding her baby. There is also a model of Lucy (photo at top) where she has been reconstructed using her very complete fossil skeleton.

The progression of skulls and the mural depict roughly 5 million years of evolution, starting with small chimp-like creatures and going up to today with modern humans. Modern humans are not the end of the process - our evolution continues to this day and we will look different, if we survive, thousands of years into the future. That was one of the major things that hit me at this exhibit, not just that we'll keep changing, but just how short a span of time 5 million years is. Think of it like this: The Earth is about 4.5 billion years old. Life arose quickly, between 4.5B and 3.8B years ago. In that time, there have been 5 major extinctions in which at least 50% of life has gone extinct. The last major extinction was 65 million years ago, the one that killed off the dinosaurs. Today, the sixth mass extinction is occurring and increasing rapidly, with the loss of about 3,000 species per year and growing. But the thing that struck me was that humans have gone through all of their evolution to today in only 5 million years at the tail end of that 65M since the last mass extinction. Many of those evolving hominids lived for thousands of years, and each of them had their own lives, history, customs, trials, tribulations, all that life going on and on, and it's just a tiny slice, just a minute sliver of what has happened on Earth to date, and even just a tiny fraction of what has evolved since the last of five major mass extinctions.

The ease with which life becomes extinct and changes on this planet is the same as us eating a cheeseburger or taking a walk. It happens often, and will happen again. And as important as we seem now, it's apparent that Life and Earth could care less. Their indifference is either our opportunity for success, or our recipe for failure - the choice, it seems, is ours to make or break.

If Lucy comes to a museum near you, GO SEE IT. There is some controversy about moving the actual bones around, and I agree with most of the scientists I've read on this, that they could have easily substituted replica bones for Lucy's actual bones, but since this thing is on display and taking a six-year tour of the US, you might as well go if it comes near you.


Monday, November 17, 2008

California Fires from NASA

Amazing footage from NASA showing the CA wildfires. The image came from the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on NASA’s Aqua satellite.

For people that don't "believe" that human activity changes the atmosphere (whether it's global warming or something else), I think looking at something like this, and the range of the smoke, coupled with the images of the Earth's atmosphere below start to form a perspective on what's happening. These are just one set of wildfires. There are fires all over, and pollution, and wars and whatever else going on too.

Ever take off in an airplane on a clear day, and you can see smoke from small fires on the ground going on for miles? Or the smoke stacks from a plant? It's really something.

Look at that! Like a razor thin veil between everything you know...and pitch black, death-cold outer space going off in all directions longer than our brains can comprehend. If you think about that too long, you'll get the pink spiders, the jim jams, the blue Johnnies, the snakes in the boots. You know, mania a potu. You'll go fucking nuts.

This is why, no matter what astronauts think before they go into space, they always come back down with a marked appreciation for the fragility of our planet.

I guess we're not supposed to think about it that much. We'd lose our drive to go to work and pay bills. We'd wind up like Alvy in Annie Hall:

Doctor in Brooklyn: Why are you depressed, Alvy?
Alvy's Mom: Tell Dr. Flicker.
[Young Alvy sits, his head down - his mother answers for him]
Alvy's Mom: It's something he read.
Doctor in Brooklyn: Something he read, huh?
Alvy at 9: [his head still down] The universe is expanding.
Doctor in Brooklyn: The universe is expanding?
Alvy at 9: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
Alvy's Mom: What is that your business?
[she turns back to the doctor]
Alvy's Mom: He stopped doing his homework!
Alvy at 9: What's the point?
Alvy's Mom: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!
Doctor in Brooklyn: It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Bigfoot Corpse


Yeah well the bigfoot corpse that turned up this summer, that nobody was allowed to see, has just mysteriously disappeared from the news, the world, and everything else, because obviously these rubes were just scamming people to get website traffic, or sell T-shirts, or something. The news agencies carried the possibility that this might be true but I haven't heard any follow-up that it's a sham. Sadly, I think that leads a certain, er, subset of our population to conclude that this sort of thing in factual. Perhaps we'll hear of a cover-up, but I'm pretty sure this one will just disappear until these jokers discover another bigfoot they can't show anyone.

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" certainly holds true with giant ape-like creatures romping through our forests. Also: Where'd all the UFOs and Bermuda Triangle stuff go?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ancient Hairstyling and Teeth Whitening Services

When the various religious folk come by the front door, as they've done over the years, I very politely tell them I'm an agnostic and, if they persist, I show them a trilobite fossil, at which point they usually come back later with an elder. So, I treat them with respect as long as they treat me the same, which they most often do.

Sometimes, however, a person has to show a degree of skepticism. For example, here's a flier some fine young men left me during one of my many front door religious discussions. Check out The Christs' haircut! That's like a $60 wash, cut, and blow-dry by any American city standards of today. You can even detect a bit of gel in there as well. And those teeth! My, but they are super-white, and perfectly straight. I mean, I know Jesus is the son of God, but his hair was supposed to be longer, and it was likely messed up a lot, I would imagine.

This is almost as bad as the image they use that has all the animals living together in perfect harmony in Heaven...what will the lions eat??? And why make an entire animal kingdom based on killing and consuming other organisms if you're just going to change it all in Heaven?

The young lads always look at the non-believer with a bit of pity, as they turn and leave the house...

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Screw Columbus Day

Look, some things are just ridiculous, and Columbus Day is right up there at the top. Columbus Day is a celebration of a guy that "discovered" two continents that were home to millions of people who already lived there, and had been there for about 14,000 years. That's bad enough, but of course there's more. The image above shows a glimpse into how the Spaniards under Columbus, under direction from Spain and the Catholic Church, treated the Indians where the Spaniards visited.

When Columbus got to the "new world," he first ran into the Arawak "Indians," who had no steel, greeted them with kindness and trade, and welcomed them to the new land. Columbus wrote in his log:

They...brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things...they willingly traded everything they owned...They do not bear arms, and do not know them. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane...They would make fine servants...With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.

As soon as I arrived in the Indies...I took some of the natives by force in order that they might learn and might give me information of whatever there is in these parts.

I guess it was too much trouble to, you know, ASK. Columbus needed financing for his voyages, and reported back to Spain exaggerated reports and promises of gold, and Spain was driven to get more gold at the time, in conjunction with the Catholic Church. So Spain equipped him with 13 ships, 1200 men, with the aim of acquiring slaves and gold. On this, Columbus wrote, "Let us in the name of the Holy Trinity go on sending all the slaves that can be sold." Most of the slaves died in captivity. In Haiti, in a span of 2 years, half of the 250,000 native peoples there were dead from slavery, mutilation, murder, or suicide, as many killed their children to keep them from the Spaniards. The Indians tried to defend themselves, but they were no match militarily for the Spaniards, and they were hunted down with dogs and killed. Many records were kept by a young priest named Bartolome de las Casas, of the slaves put to work in mountain-high gold mines in Cuba:

Husbands and wives were together only once every eight or ten months and when they met they were so exhausted and depressed on both sides...they ceased to procreate. As for the newly born, they died early because their mothers, overworked and famished, had no milk to nurse them, and for this reason, while I was in Cuba, 7,000 children died in three months. Some mothers even drowned their babies from sheer desperation...In this way, husbands died in the mines, wives died at work, and children died from a lack of milk...and in a short time this land which was so great, so powerful and fertile...was depopulated...my eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write...

Neato. What a guy to celebrate every October, eh? As Howard Zinn, author of A People's History of the United States writes, "When we read the history books given to children in the United States, it all starts with heroic adventure - there is no bloodshed - and Columbus Day is a celebration."

Well I for one am going to work my ass off on Columbus Day. He was a good nautical navigator and sailor - but that's pretty much it. F*ck Christopher Columbus. I'm tired of celebrating ignorance and rewritten history, and giving honor to low-life genocidal jackasses who committed mass crimes against humanity.

What holiday could we replace Columbus Day with? I have some ideas. I think we should replace Columbus Day with Hero's Day - A day where each person around the world picks a person they are inspired by, whether it be their parent, or a scientist, or a person they know in town, or someone famous, or Carl Sagan, Senator John Lewis, Einstein, Gandhi, a 9/11 firefighter, Jack Lambert, Eleanor Roosevelt, Chesty Puller, or whoever you're into. Then celebrate that and tell your friends and family why you like that person, share ideas, and keep us talking so we don't go back to butchering one another in 10, 20, or 30 years.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Some Perspective on Nuclear Power


Rocky Mountain Institute has worked successfully for years with industry, government, and the military, implementing free market solutions that maximize profit and money saved, while implementing sustainability and environmentally sound principles. RMI and Chief Scientist Amory Lovins have long advocated energy efficiency. Last night, this solution was discussed during the Presidential Debate, briefly summarized here.

Also interesting were RMI's comments on nuclear power that came out today via email:

The issues of renewable energy and energy independence have taken center stage in both media and political conversations lately, but the means of achieving various energy goals have proven to be rather controversial. Proposed options dominating news headlines include clean coal, nuclear energy, and offshore drilling. Is there an energy path that we can all agree upon?

The answer is yes, and this morning Rocky Mountain Institute and Chief Scientist Amory Lovins were featured in a New York Times blog in response to last night's Presidential Debate. Energy efficiency, a solution at the core of RMI's work, was discussed as a viable and economically profitable resolution to both energy and economy issues. New York Times writer Kate Galbraith points out that RMI and Amory Lovins have consistently advocated the benefits of a soft-path approach to energy, with efficiency at it's core. You can read the article here.

When it comes to nuclear power specifically, every dollar invested in new US nuclear electricity will save approximately 2-11 times less carbon, and will do so roughly 20-40 times slower, than investing in the same dollar in energy efficiency and "micropower" (cogeneration plus renewables minus big hydro dams). Buying new nuclear capacity instead of efficiency causes more carbon to be released than spending the same money on new coal plants!

These conclusions and the empirical evidence supporting them are summarized in "Forget Nuclear," and fully documented in "The Nuclear Illusion," available for download here, which is to be published in early 2009 by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences' journal Ambio.

Hopefully our vision will help put these widely publicized issues into perspective and move us all toward a better understanding that takes us beyond politically divisive issues to collective and viable solutions.

I would also recommend a terrific, free book called Brittle Power, released by RMI for the Pentagon in 1982 but as relevant as ever.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Boobies, Noddies, and Charles Darwin


I like books about men on ships. I think you know what I'm talking about. One such book is Journal of Researches, by the hilarious Charles Darwin. Nobody describes a beetle or fungi with more gusto. The book is a collection of his journal entries that he made while on the historic voyage aboard the HMS Beagle around 1830. Why, already, on page 21, while on the island of St. Paul's of the Cape Verd Islands, he finds the only two kinds of birds on the island; the booby and the noddy. I'm writing to share this quote with you:

"Both are of a tame and stupid disposition, and are so unaccustomed to visitors that I could have killed any number of them with my geological hammer."

Something about the image of a young Darwin out on some remote island, the Beagle perhaps bobbing at anchor somewhere behind him, sitting on a rock, and picturing himself braining boobies with his hammer, strikes me as funny. And really, it's a pretty good joke for a naturalist spending most of his time chasing after bugs in 1831.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Happy People Dancing on Planet Earth

This is just a fabulous video. I dare you to watch it. If you're having a bad day, the video will be even better. You may have seen videos with Matt in them before, but I like this one the best. You have to watch the whole thing, all the way through to get the full effect. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080722.html

If you like it you can learn more about Matt here http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.shtml We're considering inviting this guy over for some food. He lives in Seattle.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Leopard Kills Crocodile in Africa

This is an incredible series of photographs: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/07/18/ealeopard118.xml A photographer was in Africa to shoot hippos, and caught this leopard attacking and killing a croc, pulling it from the water.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Bigfoot

So, after 40 years, we still can't get a clear photograph of bigfoot? What the hell's up with that? I asked the Bigfoot Researchers Organization (BFRO) http://www.bfro.net/, but not surprisingly, got a fuzzy answer. Here's my email:

Hi : Just read your accounts of six bigfoot encounters...a suggestion: Telephoto lens and FOCUS when you shoot! This way, you can work to prove the skeptics wrong instead of battling against them. I'm in WA with an SLC with telephoto and can shoot pretty quick, if I see one, I'll catch it on film and send it to you.

His reply:

Thanks for your support and I'll pray for your success, but untill then listen to the radio show on wednesday and maybe we will all learn something new. www.bigfootliveradioshow.com

So essentially, he's saying "Shut-up and buy bigfoot stuff, you idiot." It's comforting to know you're always welcome to go on a bigfoot hunting expedition. Maybe there's one near you! They are selling DVDs, T-shirts, and all sorts of things, but there's not many photographs, save the one we're all familiar with from 1967. They have a handy comparison photo of a "real" bigfoot, and then a silly one of a person in a bigfoot costume.

Nelly.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

You Are Here



Scientists used to think the Milky Way had four spiral arms, but recent research shows only two major arms. The cool part though is the sleek new galaxy look we have, and also this handy map that shows you exactly where we are in the galaxy:

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/236084main_MilkyWay-full-annotated.jpg

There are an estimated 200-400 billion stars in the Milky Way. Recent estimates put the number of galaxies in our universe at around 130 billion. Some astronomers estimate that there are 50,000 billion billion stars in the known universe.

Why am I paying bills? And when are we going to start building comet-ships so we can get the hell out there are start ruining other planets?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Finally, I can check my urethra in public restrooms!

Exciting Robo-Toilet technology, if you missed it, in Japan (where else?). Each high-tech toilet opens automatically when it senses an approaching humanoid; emits pleasant odors; makes noises to conceil your noises; plays music; and allows you to test your blood pressure and urethra (not sure how that part works). I'm wondering about all the germs on the touch pads, or for that matter, the urethra-tester.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/080626-toilets-video-ap.html

Just think, a couple hundred years ago, we just pooped outside. Now look at us!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Who Killed the Electric Car?

I was skeptical about this documentary, based on its too-biased web site. But overall this was well done and presented factually. It covers the release of the General Motors EV1 electric car, and it's subsequent pulling by GM off the market. Basically, GM would not sell the vehicles to people but would only lease them, and when the leases expired, they came and got the cars, then smashed them and recycled the parts. They would not permit anyone to buy the cars; even the last one on display at a car museum had its engine removed. What the hell is that all about? This film gave me a good sense of the powers that be, and how they make idiotic decisions that will effect all of us in the long run.

The best part of this film is that it ends on a high note. People are building better car batteries, they are improvising cars to give them miliage over 100 mpg, and alternative organizations like RMI and Google are working around the inbred, selfish, jackass corporate goon mentality of crippled companies like US automakers, who have ignored foreign competition, market forces, and impending energy changes for well over 30 years. People are not waiting for US car companies to come out with something; they are making them on their own, working the competitive market, and I will jump in as soon as I can with anything I can get my hands on. We are looking for anything to replace our V-6 Mazda Tribute and join the 2000 Honda Insight, which now has 175,000 miles on it and still (knock on poly-synthetic urithane fiber or wood) going strong.

Good general update on the topic in RMI's latest newsletter, downloadable in PDF format here http://rmi.org/sitepages/pid106.php.

But good movie, check it out if you havne't seen it.