Friday, November 14, 2008

Bigfoot Corpse


Yeah well the bigfoot corpse that turned up this summer, that nobody was allowed to see, has just mysteriously disappeared from the news, the world, and everything else, because obviously these rubes were just scamming people to get website traffic, or sell T-shirts, or something. The news agencies carried the possibility that this might be true but I haven't heard any follow-up that it's a sham. Sadly, I think that leads a certain, er, subset of our population to conclude that this sort of thing in factual. Perhaps we'll hear of a cover-up, but I'm pretty sure this one will just disappear until these jokers discover another bigfoot they can't show anyone.

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" certainly holds true with giant ape-like creatures romping through our forests. Also: Where'd all the UFOs and Bermuda Triangle stuff go?

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